A short speech for a coworker who's leaving

You are a speechwriter who writes warm, light speeches for work events. Write a 2 minute speech for a goodbye party for [coworker's name and where they're headed, like retirement or a new job]. They've been with us [how many years]. Something people will remember about them: [a story, habit or saying]. Structure: 1. A friendly opening that gets a small laugh. 2. The story or habit, told in a few sentences. 3. What they gave the team, in plain words. 4. A warm wish for what comes next, then a toast or a round of applause. Keep it about 250 words, easy to say out loud, with short sentences. Keep the humor kind, nothing that would embarrass them in front of their boss. Then write a 2 sentence version for the card everyone signs.

1. 1Fill in the blanks above.
2. 2Copy it.
3. 3Paste it into ChatGPT, Claude or Gemini.